Bands whose names technically run them out of business.

Jimmy Eat World: Once he's done eating the world, there's no on to sing to anymore, besides, doesn't Jimmy get full sometimes.

Taking Back Sunday: Once they have Sunday, what are they going to do, take back May?

Five for Fighting: That is one long hockey game he's playing.

Ben Tankard: While he's a solo artist, no Christian musician should have the last name Tankard.

Fall Out Boy: Fall Out Man just doesn't sound as cool.

Hoobastank: Well...

The Coors: The majority of them are female. Their bound to get married sometime.

Disclaimer: I don't have anything against the majority of these artists, and I know most of that was bull. It's just the musings of my very odd brain.


Hey everybody, I'm going camping with my family this weekend. It's always a very good time. I'll see you all soon. Oh, and Sydnie, quit worrying about the flippin' Elton John tape. I really don't care that you took it out.